tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-45136104446005896132024-03-04T20:41:17.026-08:00Amazing JokesThis blog contains funny online video songs hosted on Youtube. This blog will cover articles related to jokes, funny stories and poems. You can see photo slides belong to funny drawing, jokes or other categories.Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.comBlogger303125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-33108563380266159822015-11-18T04:22:00.000-08:002015-11-18T04:22:17.751-08:00Physics would have been much Easier. <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">“Tree” had fallen on Newton’s head instead of the apple.</span></div>
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Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-62071196038353574772015-11-18T03:58:00.000-08:002015-11-18T03:58:37.651-08:00Inspiring Words by Albert Einstein<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: blue; font-size: large;">Lesser the Ego, </span></div>
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Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-37183269864220754822013-04-06T02:29:00.000-07:002013-04-06T02:29:34.474-07:003 Stupid Stages of Life<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Teen Age : Have Time + Energy but No Money</div>
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Working Age : Have Money + Energy but No Time</div>
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Old Age : Have Time +
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Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-22625998000639032902013-03-06T04:22:00.001-08:002013-03-06T04:22:56.143-08:00The Bathtub Test<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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During a visit to the mental
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teacup.” “No.” said the director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
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Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-50180655896843447702013-03-02T14:23:00.001-08:002013-03-02T14:23:56.703-08:00Memorable Teacher Dialogues<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-55497466491064786812013-03-02T11:32:00.002-08:002013-03-02T11:32:59.499-08:00Annoying Orange - No More Mr. Knife Guy (Song Parody)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-22760385946564424372012-09-22T02:15:00.001-07:002012-09-22T02:15:52.758-07:00jeff dunham arguing with myself peanut bad hair blooper<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-50380096241244785542012-09-11T12:22:00.000-07:002012-09-11T12:22:42.896-07:00Killing English<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1-cFVtaFHonp-A7pdBZFYIb30EzM7Az-ZmrU6S5A_pZPkICjVm9CWMMjg7H1FKwvubTrku1OFUgdyW7RVfnkmK9zAb7ZfxG2flMK2cpVgrbe_QxOfwZtgaSjhSecBzEw6W4Ki0ZrunLE/s1600/562820_10150974099582057_201414868_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1-cFVtaFHonp-A7pdBZFYIb30EzM7Az-ZmrU6S5A_pZPkICjVm9CWMMjg7H1FKwvubTrku1OFUgdyW7RVfnkmK9zAb7ZfxG2flMK2cpVgrbe_QxOfwZtgaSjhSecBzEw6W4Ki0ZrunLE/s1600/562820_10150974099582057_201414868_n.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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<li>Class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"</li>
<li>Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to <st1:country -region="-region">America</st1:country>.."</li>
<li>"Don't Try To Talk In Front Of My Back.."</li>
<li>Don't..laugh at the back benches...other wise teeth and all will be fallen down.....</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)</li>
<li>Teacher in a furious mood... write down your name and father of your name!!</li>
<li>"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"</li>
<li>My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"</li>
<li>"Will you hang that calendar or else I’ll hang myself"</li>
<li>Librarian Scolde ," If u will talk again , I will kneel down outside"</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"</li>
<li>Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father.</li>
<li>"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"</li>
<li>Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"</li>
<li>Once teacher told "If you Talk so loudly I will stand uping you"</li>
<li>Teacher to students: don’t spit outside, the understanding people will suffer</li>
<li>I have 3 daughters, All are girl.</li>
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Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.<br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;">One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus. </div><div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;">Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. </div><div><br />
</div>The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.<br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;">He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. </div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;">After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.</div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;">Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also, to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. </div><br />
A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.<br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;">This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.</div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;">The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. </div>This time he died instantly! <br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;">The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time? </div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;">During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died!</div></div></div>Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-13181808870850480152012-07-07T14:04:00.000-07:002012-07-07T14:04:28.163-07:00Awesome Answers in IAS Examination<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdC4Va-PIwLhJdNm7P9h_89PeIO3SFh8iwpWmB0X9K7vhFxBJGD_GZzf8A0P1L-NpJnPIK5rZEAQKMZCupsZsAFuhfsIF1tX7loBoumFaPd9WS8w9AVJ2hl0C2oeuamNZP_ST-UK3z6-Q/s1600/404511_275124305887716_614422719_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="292" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdC4Va-PIwLhJdNm7P9h_89PeIO3SFh8iwpWmB0X9K7vhFxBJGD_GZzf8A0P1L-NpJnPIK5rZEAQKMZCupsZsAFuhfsIF1tX7loBoumFaPd9WS8w9AVJ2hl0C2oeuamNZP_ST-UK3z6-Q/s400/404511_275124305887716_614422719_n.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal"><b><u>Question</u> :</b> How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?<br />
<b><u>Answer</u> :</b> Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br />
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</span><b><u>Question</u> :</b> If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?<br />
<b><u>Answer</u> :</b> No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)<br />
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</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><u>Question</u> :</b> If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?</span></div><b><u>Answer</u> :</b> Very large hands. (UPSC 11th Rank Opted for IPS)<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br />
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</span><b><u>Question</u> :</b> How can you lift an elephant with one hand?<br />
<b><u>Answer</u> :</b> You will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br />
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</span><b><u>Question</u> :</b> How can a man go eight days without sleep?<br />
<b><u>Answer</u> :</b> No Problems, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br />
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</span><b><u>Question</u> :</b> If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?<br />
<b><u>Answer</u> :</b> It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br />
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</span><b><u>Question</u> :</b> What looks like half apple?<br />
<b>Answer :</b> The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper)<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br />
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</span><b><u>Question</u> :</b> What can you never eat for breakfast?<br />
<b><u>Answer</u> :</b> Dinner.<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br />
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</span><b><u>Question</u> :</b> <st1:place>Bay of Bengal</st1:place> is in which state?<br />
<b><u>Answer</u> :</b> Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)<span style="color: #333333;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"</span></div></span><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal">The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is one really difficult question." </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br />
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<!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal">"What comes first, Day or Night?"<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br />
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<!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the Day sir!"</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br />
</span>"How" the interviewer asked.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br />
</span>"Sorry Sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a Second difficult question!"<br />
He was selected for IIM!<br />
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</span>Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This is a famous paper written for an <st1:city><st1:place>Oxford</st1:place></st1:city> philosophy exam, normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. This guy wrote the below answer and topped the exam!</span></div><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8.5pt;"> <br />
</span><st1:city><st1:place>Oxford</st1:place></st1:city> Examination Board 1987 (Essay Question)<br />
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<b><u>Question</u> :</b> What is courage? (50 Marks)<br />
<b><u>Answer</u> :</b> (After 7 blank pages, At the end of the last page…) : This is courage.</div></div>Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-81712131365025518242012-07-03T15:23:00.002-07:002012-07-03T15:23:57.274-07:00Farewell Pranab Mukherjee<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="451" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3_KtEjkhSbU?fs=1" width="551"></iframe></div>Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-40594063040620446912012-06-23T14:00:00.000-07:002012-06-23T14:00:42.668-07:00Funny Accident of a Biker on performing Risky Stunts on Indian Roads<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlslUMHhLfPbB7b1OMo373vQ9n0NGiCSmpXq6BZKqI1vA6LyULRK7ng4vam09-QtMi2pSV7mlSeEyrO5h0e7dMzATNvoFTv9kvFo2uKhWje6mlGAOiBIcDZv2l7egbcOAC36NkxmOqeSI/s1600/430354_359647404066644_162551560442897_1143623_1369158132_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="520" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlslUMHhLfPbB7b1OMo373vQ9n0NGiCSmpXq6BZKqI1vA6LyULRK7ng4vam09-QtMi2pSV7mlSeEyrO5h0e7dMzATNvoFTv9kvFo2uKhWje6mlGAOiBIcDZv2l7egbcOAC36NkxmOqeSI/s640/430354_359647404066644_162551560442897_1143623_1369158132_n.jpg" width="520" /></a></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">Funny Accident of a Biker on performing Risky Stunts on Indian Roads</div></div>Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-58422836058381184382012-06-18T14:55:00.002-07:002012-06-18T14:56:34.782-07:00The drama behind the race to Raisina Hill<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="451" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RvLZm_h0zSQ?fs=1" width="551"></iframe>Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-19850632670492809362012-06-05T15:10:00.001-07:002012-06-05T15:10:55.537-07:00Annoying Orange - Buddy Cops<iframe width="551" height="451" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bY4AnsfD3wI?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-57033990881717696492012-06-05T13:22:00.000-07:002012-06-05T13:22:07.201-07:00Annoying Orange - Big Top Orange<iframe width="551" height="451" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/UU2AZyf6EGQ?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-89143950909495593572012-06-04T01:40:00.000-07:002012-06-04T01:40:12.470-07:00A Kid's Lover letter...!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7TC49zFfDxcn4PDoeayhIQnu3nJF9DzLbvAvRGrzF6FvOb3d7iOIMHVpp316dwRpWXNDet4p9Tts0uSEc6I9eyNK_8TFVOWnqzVtQiwLXoeAFM_JXwfekf7_2egxLcgLH7XLcr1Htu70/s1600/154569_132342710157543_100001454443081_191679_3396670_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="720" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7TC49zFfDxcn4PDoeayhIQnu3nJF9DzLbvAvRGrzF6FvOb3d7iOIMHVpp316dwRpWXNDet4p9Tts0uSEc6I9eyNK_8TFVOWnqzVtQiwLXoeAFM_JXwfekf7_2egxLcgLH7XLcr1Htu70/s640/154569_132342710157543_100001454443081_191679_3396670_n.jpg" width="533" /></a></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">A Kid's Lover letter...!<o:p></o:p></div></div>Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-75343842465749368832012-05-11T13:03:00.000-07:002012-05-11T13:03:01.187-07:00Definitions of a Kiss by Different Professors<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgKmgAN2de6VxSTfat5kYkZepb0_YCzXICt-pPpsL3lPO1h7ZGe3Hr5ASHV0A2LmedD3D8nwIzIiGfCRcPRUqjaUF-DR2qmA229CeZI7qBIaGSpZZDSPIDJ6lqln89qlpMyPsPGoMjwEY/s1600/57962_151374558219344_100000404012465_322512_2026547_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgKmgAN2de6VxSTfat5kYkZepb0_YCzXICt-pPpsL3lPO1h7ZGe3Hr5ASHV0A2LmedD3D8nwIzIiGfCRcPRUqjaUF-DR2qmA229CeZI7qBIaGSpZZDSPIDJ6lqln89qlpMyPsPGoMjwEY/s320/57962_151374558219344_100000404012465_322512_2026547_n.jpg" width="286" /></a></div><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal">Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways : </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><u>Prof. of Computer Science</u> :<u> <o:p></o:p></u></div><div class="MsoNormal">A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><u>Prof. of Algebra</u> : </div><div class="MsoNormal">A kiss is two divided by nothing. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><u>Prof. of Geometry</u> : </div><div class="MsoNormal">A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><u>Prof. of Physics</u> : </div><div class="MsoNormal">A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><u>Prof. of Chemistry</u> : </div><div class="MsoNormal">A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><u>Prof. of Zoology</u> : </div><div class="MsoNormal">A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><u>Prof. of Physiology</u> : </div><div class="MsoNormal">A kiss is the just a position of two orbicular muscles in the state of contraction. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><u>Prof. of Dentistry</u> : </div><div class="MsoNormal">A kiss is infectious and antiseptic. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><u>Prof. of Accountancy</u> : </div><div class="MsoNormal">A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><u>Prof. of Economics</u> : </div><div class="MsoNormal">A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><u>Prof. of Statistics</u> : </div><div class="MsoNormal">A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><u>Prof. of Philosophy</u> : </div><div class="MsoNormal">A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><u>Prof. of English</u> : </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><u>Prof. of Engineering</u> : </div><div class="MsoNormal">Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.</div></div>Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-23225353612351716802012-05-11T12:39:00.000-07:002012-05-11T12:39:06.234-07:00Funny Answers of a Candidate on the Interview<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoIMtUGJvcc5huSqnEgDagmTB19ijzOeLmadm8cVPbgfgh2xcUEAOlctqcozXJ2tMgX3EBuWVrgbS24xSS5qCZz804PB7RsSAXnrHmQ6kJRAxRDAjjROxfBqrOV9e8dLky2yifv9GESIE/s1600/398427_293537727364704_116663225052156_919793_911731124_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="292" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoIMtUGJvcc5huSqnEgDagmTB19ijzOeLmadm8cVPbgfgh2xcUEAOlctqcozXJ2tMgX3EBuWVrgbS24xSS5qCZz804PB7RsSAXnrHmQ6kJRAxRDAjjROxfBqrOV9e8dLky2yifv9GESIE/s400/398427_293537727364704_116663225052156_919793_911731124_n.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal"><b>Interviewer :</b> There are 50 bricks on an airplane.<br />
<br />
If you drop 1 outside, How many are left?<br />
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<b>Applicant :</b> That's easy, 49.<br />
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<b>Interviewer :</b> What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?<br />
<br />
<b>Applicant :</b> Open the fridge.<br />
Put the elephant in.<br />
Close the fridge.<br />
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<b>Interviewer :</b> What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?<br />
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<b>Applicant :</b> Open the fridge.<br />
Take the elephant out.<br />
Put the deer in.<br />
Close the fridge.<br />
<br />
<b>Interviewer :</b> It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?<br />
<br />
<b>Applicant :</b> Because the deer is in the fridge.<br />
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<b>Interviewer :</b> How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?<br />
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<b>Applicant :</b> She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.<br />
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<b>Interviewer :</b> Last question.<br />
In the end the old lady still died. Why?<br />
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<b>Applicant :</b> Er....I guess she drowned?<br />
<br />
<b>Interviewer :</b> No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane. You may leave now.<o:p></o:p></div></div>Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-35299122562191188162012-05-04T01:02:00.000-07:002012-05-04T01:02:27.316-07:00Bihar School Teacher's killer English<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi84FjxD4UB3ItLXLWtQRt7JzthPthwem07jd07JVDCQIuU6zgQBgosGtQlPtOyFUj7p3j7I1H-o-6-myLDyl9GJEtD_Vrt5qNRTKqX-piuzdV2Sxg_-P-MtEXOBk4BeyES7c5nZOYxH3M/s1600/smiles_398.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi84FjxD4UB3ItLXLWtQRt7JzthPthwem07jd07JVDCQIuU6zgQBgosGtQlPtOyFUj7p3j7I1H-o-6-myLDyl9GJEtD_Vrt5qNRTKqX-piuzdV2Sxg_-P-MtEXOBk4BeyES7c5nZOYxH3M/s1600/smiles_398.gif" /></a></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal"></div><ul style="text-align: left;"><li>Pick up the paper and fall in the dust-bin!</li>
<li>Both of you three, stand together separately! </li>
<li>Will you hang that calendar or I'll "Hang Myself!" </li>
<li>Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father! </li>
<li>Why are you looking at the monkey outside when Im in the class...?</li>
<li>I have 2 daughters: both are girls. </li>
<li>Stand in the middle of the corner!</li>
</ul><o:p></o:p><br />
</div>Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-22037001964685544262012-05-03T21:04:00.000-07:002012-05-03T21:04:46.955-07:00One Direction - Maths Song<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="551" height="451" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cfkcJHlXKXY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4513610444600589613.post-77786093115776484312012-04-26T23:13:00.000-07:002012-04-26T23:13:52.815-07:00Gossip of the Boy with a Girl on Facebook<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoS20a3am7fPYqzf1QB4ZFVYCFsD1raT3NcRzSDOJ-Iyr8VSKqoQbgXi74Y5CwYsD2Ayq8N77VZwK0TO6xeTmnVE9rgD4UxJb-Ps8qKnsvDE2Ovm0ZvzonLUCRoGuB7nRJ325vTlONPt4/s1600/423377_250169765070601_100002327386060_545678_1873136982_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="282" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoS20a3am7fPYqzf1QB4ZFVYCFsD1raT3NcRzSDOJ-Iyr8VSKqoQbgXi74Y5CwYsD2Ayq8N77VZwK0TO6xeTmnVE9rgD4UxJb-Ps8qKnsvDE2Ovm0ZvzonLUCRoGuB7nRJ325vTlONPt4/s320/423377_250169765070601_100002327386060_545678_1873136982_n.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
Boy : Hey!<br />
<br />
Girl : What?<br />
<br />
Boy : Hi<br />
<br />
Girl : Bye!<br />
<br />
Boy : Why?<br />
<br />
Girl : Didn't heard what I said?<br />
Get Lost!<br />
<br />
Boy : Okay as you wish!<br />
But I wanna say something to you!<br />
<br />
Girl : What? Say fast, I don't have time!<br />
<br />
Boy : *Laughing*<br />
If I ever wanted to commit a suicide,<br />
I'll definitely jump from your ego level to your IQ level!<br />
Now get lost..!! </div>Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0