Thursday, June 30, 2011

Funny Video

Talking Cats

Talking Parrot Einstein

The Annoying Orange

The Mean Kitty Song

Puppy Vs. Robot! Epic Battle For Territorial Domination!

Gabbar ka Gussa

ये क्या बोल गए चिदंबरम!

केंद्र के जय और वीरू...

घोटालों से परेशान मनमोहन

Indian Sardar Funny Clip

Saturday, June 18, 2011

जया को मिला खूब सम्मान

चिदंबरम पर बिफरी जयललिता

अन्ना की जिद, सरकार चिंता में

Kaun Bada


Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.
Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?

Pujari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"

Pujari : "Dharti badi"
Sharabi : "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"

Pujari : "Sheshnaag bada"
Sharabi : "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"

Pujari : "Shiv bada"
Sharabi : "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"

Pujari : "Parbat bada"
Sharabi : "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"

Pujari : "Hanuman bada"
Sharabi : "Hanuman bada toh Ram ke charno me kyon pada"

Pujari : "Ram bada"
Sharabi : "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"

Pujari : "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
Sharabi : "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"

Sorry Wrong Number


Santa calls from Delhi to his wife in Chandigarh....
Servant picked the phone.
Santa - mem sab se baat karvao.
servant - wo tho sahab ke sath lobby mein baithi hai....
Santa - par sahab to mein hu.
Servant - ab mein kya kru.
Santa - mar do dono ko.
After killing................

Servant - lanshon ka kya kru.
Santa – swimming pool mein phank do.
servant - par hamera ghar mein to swimming pool nhi hai.
Santa - Is it 2673222.......
servant - nahi!
Santa - sorry, wrong number.

Differences between School, College and Company


School :
Two books for one subject.

College :
One book for all subjects.

Company :
Books? What are they? Only follow standards.


School :
A White pipe in teacher's hand - CHALK

College :
A White pipe in student's hand - PEN

Company :
A White pipe in employee's hand - 100% CIGARETTE


School :
Most Frequent letter - LEAVE LETTER

College :
Most Frequent letter - LOVE LETTER

Company :
Most Frequent letter - RESIGNATION LETTER


School :
If we go, it's boring.

College :
If we don't go, it's boring.

Company :
Go/don't go, it's boring.

Conversation of Couple Before Marriage and After Marriage


Before Marriage

Boy: At last I can hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don’t even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell No, Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!

After Marriage (Read it backwards)
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