Saturday, December 3, 2011

Funny Comments on Youtube


1. sometimes instead of studying i pretend im a carrot.

2. vyajyanty mala is a acress jispe me or mere late father dono marte the is that not funny? (Hindi)

3. After seeing Footage of Live Robbery (Men with guns rob Indore bank) on Youtube, A Foreigner Comment :
“It seems it's very easy to rob banks in India. The staff cooperates well with robbers. No blood shed no life taken, very simple.”


Youtube have much funny Comments. We are trying to post some of them.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Funny Jokes Collection 1


1.

Poems written by husband to wife

I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart and I got Heart Attack. 

2.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza . He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi . He saw me in dark, he created light . He saw me without problems, He created YOU.

3.
Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far. 

4.
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful. Why doesn't it rain on you?

5.
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Monkeys like You should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too. Not in cage but laughing at you.

6. 
Law of The Jungle

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger that looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike.

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don't have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you".

7.
I met money and I said you are just a piece of paper. Money smiled (J) and said: of-course I am a piece of paper, But I haven't seen a dust-bin for me!

8.
What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip

2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

5. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

7. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

8. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

9. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

10. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder

The Talking Monkey



A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What else?"
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?"
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What else?"
The monkey motioned "kissing."

"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer.
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked."
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?"
"Driving" motioned the monkey.

Worst day of life



There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink . He stays like that for half-hour.

Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says: " Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life.

First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car,

I found out it was stolen.

The police, they said they couldn't do anything.

I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my wallet in the cab.

I got home only to find my wife was with the gardener.

I left home and came to this bar. When I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."

Political wrangling over the 7 billionth baby

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Funny Video

Talking Cats

Talking Parrot Einstein

The Annoying Orange

The Mean Kitty Song

Puppy Vs. Robot! Epic Battle For Territorial Domination!

Gabbar ka Gussa

ये क्या बोल गए चिदंबरम!

केंद्र के जय और वीरू...

घोटालों से परेशान मनमोहन

Indian Sardar Funny Clip

Saturday, June 18, 2011

जया को मिला खूब सम्मान

चिदंबरम पर बिफरी जयललिता

अन्ना की जिद, सरकार चिंता में

Kaun Bada


Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.
Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?

Pujari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"

Pujari : "Dharti badi"
Sharabi : "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"

Pujari : "Sheshnaag bada"
Sharabi : "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"

Pujari : "Shiv bada"
Sharabi : "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"

Pujari : "Parbat bada"
Sharabi : "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"

Pujari : "Hanuman bada"
Sharabi : "Hanuman bada toh Ram ke charno me kyon pada"

Pujari : "Ram bada"
Sharabi : "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"

Pujari : "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
Sharabi : "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"

Sorry Wrong Number


Santa calls from Delhi to his wife in Chandigarh....
Servant picked the phone.
Santa - mem sab se baat karvao.
servant - wo tho sahab ke sath lobby mein baithi hai....
Santa - par sahab to mein hu.
Servant - ab mein kya kru.
Santa - mar do dono ko.
After killing................

Servant - lanshon ka kya kru.
Santa – swimming pool mein phank do.
servant - par hamera ghar mein to swimming pool nhi hai.
Santa - Is it 2673222.......
servant - nahi!
Santa - sorry, wrong number.

Differences between School, College and Company


School :
Two books for one subject.

College :
One book for all subjects.

Company :
Books? What are they? Only follow standards.


School :
A White pipe in teacher's hand - CHALK

College :
A White pipe in student's hand - PEN

Company :
A White pipe in employee's hand - 100% CIGARETTE


School :
Most Frequent letter - LEAVE LETTER

College :
Most Frequent letter - LOVE LETTER

Company :
Most Frequent letter - RESIGNATION LETTER


School :
If we go, it's boring.

College :
If we don't go, it's boring.

Company :
Go/don't go, it's boring.

Conversation of Couple Before Marriage and After Marriage


Before Marriage

Boy: At last I can hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don’t even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell No, Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!

After Marriage (Read it backwards)

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Tournament Player Stats of IPL 2011


Points Table Update of IPL Match 2011


Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Mr. Bean goes to the swimming pool

सचिन, शतक न मारा कर : सिद्धू

Lalu, Rabri perform Chhath Puja

When Zardari called Manmohan

Dabangg: Lalu Yadav

Best of Gustakhi Maaf: Lalu's rail

Manmohan Singh: The messiah of peace

SRK's New Year resolutions

Lalu's invitation to Bush!

Cricket fever grips Raju Shrivastav

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Watch Amazing Commercial of Cow Vs Soccer Player


Check out Funny Landing of a Passenger Plane on a Car


Check out Funny drop down of A Cattle


Check out Funny Fight of two Sumo in a TV Commercial


Flying Bird is hit by a Bowler in a Baseball Event


Check out Crash of a Blue Car in a Race Event


Check out Disaster of a Woman during Sailing


Check out Disaster of a Car with Audience in a Race Event


Check out Funny Mistake of a Player in Stick Throwing Event


Check out Misbalancing of a Bike in a Race Event


Check out Funny jump of a Gymnastic in a Sport Event


Check out Disaster of a Biker in a Racing Event


Check out disaster of a Racer Car in F1 Race


Check out funny mistake by a player in sport event


Check out drop down of rider from a camel


Check out disaster of ice skaters in show


Check out disaster of brave skater


Check out Funny Jump by a Boy


Check out Funny disaster of Cars in Race


Check out Funny Jump over swimming pool


Check out Funny Boating from Swimming Stand


Check out Kick by Horse on His Master



Check out Funny Mistake by Kung Fu Master


Check out Funny Video of Biker


Check out Strike of Car with other Vehicle


Check out Sound Barrier of Fighter Plane


Funny Mistakes by Group of Athletes in Gymnastic Game


Check out Funny Video of Penguin


Check out Attack of a Cat on Kid


Watch Funny Reason for Striking Comet with Earth


Check out Fighting of Player with Referee in Soccer Ground


Check out Funny Commercial of Honda


Check out Funny Commercial of Peugeot Car


Check out Burning of VCR in Service Station


Check out Funny Fight of Two Cats


Thursday, April 14, 2011

A sweet poem by Kumar Vishwas.

Sar Jo Tera Chakaraye

Check out Funny Video of a Shy Girl


Watch Amazing Video of Mishap landing of Jetfighter in Show


Check out Amazing Commercial of a Citroen C4


Watch Funny Video of a Kid during Sonography


Watch Funny Video of a Plane flying like Bird


Check out Funny Commercial of Jabb


Check out Irritated Employee in a Office


Check out Funny Commercial of Fiat Car


Watch Amazing Stunt of Biker in a Race


Watch Amazing Corner in a Soccer Game


Excellent Parking in a Show


Check out Power of Chinese Girl in Parking Car


Check out Monkey who want to Fight with Two Tigers


I am cow

THE FUTURE TECHNOLOGY!

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