1.
Poems written by husband to wife
I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart and I got Heart Attack.
2.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza . He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi . He saw me in dark, he created light . He saw me without problems, He created YOU.
3.
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
4.
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful. Why doesn't it rain on you?
5.
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Monkeys like You should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too. Not in cage but laughing at you.
6.
Law of The Jungle
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger that looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike.
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"I don't have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you".
I met money and I said you are just a piece of paper. Money smiled (J) and said: of-course I am a piece of paper, But I haven't seen a dust-bin for me!
8.
What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip
2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
5. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder
A. Dhoti with a zip
2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
5. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder
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