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Kaun Bada
Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.
Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
Pujari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"
Pujari : "Dharti badi"
Sharabi : "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"
Pujari : "Sheshnaag bada"
Sharabi : "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"
Pujari : "Shiv bada"
Sharabi : "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"
Pujari : "Parbat bada"
Sharabi : "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"
Pujari : "Hanuman bada"
Sharabi : "Hanuman bada toh Ram ke charno me kyon pada"
Pujari : "Ram bada"
Sharabi : "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"
Pujari : "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
Sharabi : "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"
Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
Pujari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"
Pujari : "Dharti badi"
Sharabi : "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"
Pujari : "Sheshnaag bada"
Sharabi : "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"
Pujari : "Shiv bada"
Sharabi : "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"
Pujari : "Parbat bada"
Sharabi : "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"
Pujari : "Hanuman bada"
Sharabi : "Hanuman bada toh Ram ke charno me kyon pada"
Pujari : "Ram bada"
Sharabi : "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"
Pujari : "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
Sharabi : "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"
Sorry Wrong Number
Santa calls from Delhi Chandigarh
Servant picked the phone.
Santa - mem sab se baat karvao.
servant - wo tho sahab ke sath lobby mein baithi hai....
Santa - par sahab to mein hu.
Servant - ab mein kya kru.
Santa - mar do dono ko.
After killing................
Servant - lanshon ka kya kru.
Santa – swimming pool mein phank do.
servant - par hamera ghar mein to swimming pool nhi hai.
Santa - Is it 2673222.......
servant - nahi!
Santa - sorry, wrong number.
Servant picked the phone.
Santa - mem sab se baat karvao.
servant - wo tho sahab ke sath lobby mein baithi hai....
Santa - par sahab to mein hu.
Servant - ab mein kya kru.
Santa - mar do dono ko.
After killing................
Servant - lanshon ka kya kru.
Santa – swimming pool mein phank do.
servant - par hamera ghar mein to swimming pool nhi hai.
Santa - Is it 2673222.......
servant - nahi!
Santa - sorry, wrong number.
Differences between School, College and Company
School :
Two books for one subject.
College :
One book for all subjects.
Company :
Books? What are they? Only follow standards.
School :
A White pipe in teacher's hand - CHALK
College :
A White pipe in student's hand - PEN
Company :
A White pipe in employee's hand - 100% CIGARETTE
School :
Most Frequent letter - LEAVE LETTER
College :
Most Frequent letter - LOVE LETTER
Company :
Most Frequent letter - RESIGNATION LETTER
School :
If we go, it's boring.
College :
If we don't go, it's boring.
Company :
Go/don't go, it's boring.
Conversation of Couple Before Marriage and After Marriage
Before Marriage
Boy: At last I can hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don’t even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell No, Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!
After Marriage (Read it backwards)
Boy: At last I can hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don’t even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell No, Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!
After Marriage (Read it backwards)
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Monday, June 13, 2011
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Friday, June 10, 2011
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Friday, June 3, 2011
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