Physics would have been much Easier.

Physics would have been much easier.

If..

“Tree” had fallen on Newton’s head instead of the apple.

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a tea-spoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.” “No.” said the director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

Gossip of the Boy with a Girl on Facebook

Boy : Hey!

Girl : What?

Boy : Hi

Girl : Bye!

Boy : Why?

Girl : Didn't heard what I said?
Get Lost!

Boy : Okay as you wish!
But I wanna say something to you!

Girl : What? Say fast, I don't have time!

Boy : *Laughing*
If I ever wanted to commit a suicide,
I'll definitely jump from your ego level to your IQ level!
Now get lost..!!

Proof that Girls are Evil

Proof that Girls are Evil

Exam Tension

Exam Tension

Answer the Questions

Answer the Questions

Letter from Husband (who is abroad) to Wife

Dear Sweetheart,

I can not send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart

Your husband,

Arun

His wife replied back after some days to her husband :

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items……. ….

5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please do not worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart

A Good Excuse for not Studying

Question By A Student !!

Siri meets Siri

American Idol Funniest AUDITION EVER!!!!!!!!!

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