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Interview of Santa
Interviewer : Let me check your word Power.
Santa : Okay Sir.
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Santa : Bad
Interviewer : Come
Santa : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Santa : Pichlli.
Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?
Santa : UGLYYYYYYYYY.
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Santa : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Okay now stop all this.
Santa : Now carry on all this.
Interviewer : What the Hell is wrong with you?
Santa : What the heaven is right with you.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Santa : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Santa : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : You are Rejected.
Santa: I m selected...
Thank you so much Sir!
A Letter of Banta Singh to Bill Gates about Windows Problem?
Microsoft's Bill Gates decided to invest further in Punjab after receiving a letter from Mr Banta Singh.
To : Bill Gates, Microsoft
Date : 1 April 2011
Subject : Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice..
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when will you provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when will you provide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single picture of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC only at home.
8. You provide 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after office hours.
Regards,
Last one Mr. Bill Gates
PS : Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Letter from Husband (who is abroad) to Wife
Dear Sweetheart,
I can not send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart
Your husband,
You are my sweetheart
Your husband,
Arun
His wife replied back after some days to her husband :
His wife replied back after some days to her husband :
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items……. ….
5. Other expenses 40 kissesPlease do not worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!
Your Sweet Heart
Your Sweet Heart
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
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