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The Bus Conductor (Funny Thriller Story)

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus. 

Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. 

The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. 

After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.

Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also, to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. 

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.

This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.

The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. 

This time he died instantly!

The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time? 

During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died!

Awesome Answers in IAS Examination

Question : How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Answer :  Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Question : If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
Answer : No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Question :  If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

Answer : Very large hands. (UPSC 11th Rank Opted for IPS)

Question : How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
Answer : You will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Question : How can a man go eight days without sleep?
Answer : No Problems, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Question : If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
Answer : It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Question : What looks like half apple?
Answer : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper)

Question : What can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer : Dinner.

Question : Bay of Bengal is in which state?
Answer : Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"

The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.

"What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the Day sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked.

"Sorry Sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a Second difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!

Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind.

This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. This guy wrote the below answer and topped the exam!

Oxford Examination Board 1987 (Essay Question)

Question : What is courage? (50 Marks)
Answer : (After 7 blank pages, At the end of the last page…) : This is courage.

Farewell Pranab Mukherjee