Thursday, April 26, 2012

Gossip of the Boy with a Girl on Facebook


Boy : Hey!

Girl : What?

Boy : Hi

Girl : Bye!

Boy : Why?

Girl : Didn't heard what I said?
Get Lost!

Boy : Okay as you wish!
But I wanna say something to you!

Girl : What? Say fast, I don't have time!

Boy : *Laughing*
If I ever wanted to commit a suicide,
I'll definitely jump from your ego level to your IQ level!
Now get lost..!!

Application for Employment (Funny Letter)


Application for Employment (Funny Letter)

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Funny Love Story



A certain rich businessperson had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now, the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.

The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a local newspaper. Her father said, "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly."

Therefore, in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, suddenly from the next corner, a lorry came at a fantastic speed and hit him. He died on the spot.

The girl was devastated and lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the next day because he had died horribly.

Father felt very sad for his daughter. He told his daughter, "See, This is all divine will. I know I should not be talking to you so soon. However, I cannot bear the pathetic sight of you like this for the rest of my life. I beg you; please try to come out of this sorrow. I want you to marry again and live happily forever. My partner's son is willing to marry you." The girl, who was already so sad, now felt sorry for her father also.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the bloodstains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then the girl had the same dream the next night; she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes with the bloodstains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream. She again washed the stains but some remained. But again, the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the bloodstain, or else something terrible would happen.

This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains remained. She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked on the door. When she opened the door, she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. Her face was pale. She seemed to be half asleep or in a trance. The girl got very scared and fainted. And slowly she slipped, and slipped down to a bottomless pit. She lost any idea of time.

The old lady woke her up. She gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl.

She asked the old lady, "What is this...?"

The old lady started singing in unbelievably melodious semi divine voice.

"Washing powder Nirma, Washing powder Nirma
Doodh si safedi Nirma se aaye,
Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,
Washing powder Nirma, Washing powder Nirma. Nirma"

10 ka 1, do pe. ek free

The girl bought two and got one free!

Proof that Girls are Evil


Proof that Girls are Evil

Monday, January 9, 2012

Interview of Santa



Interviewer : Let me check your word Power.
Santa : Okay Sir.
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Santa : Bad
Interviewer : Come
Santa : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Santa : Pichlli.
Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?
Santa : UGLYYYYYYYYY.
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Santa : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Okay now stop all this.
Santa : Now carry on all this.
Interviewer : What the Hell is wrong with you?
Santa : What the heaven is right with you.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Santa : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Santa : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : You are Rejected.
Santa: I m selected...
Thank you so much Sir!

A Letter of Banta Singh to Bill Gates about Windows Problem?



Microsoft's Bill Gates decided to invest further in Punjab after receiving a letter from Mr Banta Singh. 

To : Bill Gates, Microsoft
Date : 1 April 2011
Subject : Problems with my new computer 

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.. 

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when will you provide that? 

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when will you provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single picture of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC only at home.

8. You provide 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after office hours. 


Regards,

Last one Mr. Bill Gates

PS : Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Letter from Husband (who is abroad) to Wife


Dear Sweetheart,

I can not send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart

Your husband,
Arun

His wife replied back after some days to her husband :

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items……. ….
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please do not worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart
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