This blog contains funny online video songs hosted on Youtube. This blog will cover articles related to jokes, funny stories and poems. You can see photo slides belong to funny drawing, jokes or other categories.
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Funny Comments on Youtube
1. sometimes instead of studying i pretend im a carrot.
2. vyajyanty mala is a acress jispe me or mere late father dono marte the is that not funny? (Hindi)
3. After seeing Footage of Live Robbery (Men with guns rob Indore bank) on Youtube, A Foreigner Comment :
3. After seeing Footage of Live Robbery (Men with guns rob Indore bank) on Youtube, A Foreigner Comment :
“It seems it's very easy to rob banks in India . The staff cooperates well with robbers. No blood shed no life taken, very simple.”
Youtube have much funny Comments. We are trying to post some of them.
Friday, November 18, 2011
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Friday, November 11, 2011
Funny Jokes Collection 1
1.
Poems written by husband to wife
I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart and I got Heart Attack.
2.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza . He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi . He saw me in dark, he created light . He saw me without problems, He created YOU.
3.
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
4.
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful. Why doesn't it rain on you?
5.
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Monkeys like You should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too. Not in cage but laughing at you.
6.
Law of The Jungle
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger that looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike.
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"I don't have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you".
I met money and I said you are just a piece of paper. Money smiled (J) and said: of-course I am a piece of paper, But I haven't seen a dust-bin for me!
8.
What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip
2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
5. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder
A. Dhoti with a zip
2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
5. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."
The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.
"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?"
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What else?"
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.
"They were smoking marijuana?"
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What else?"
The monkey motioned "kissing."
"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer.
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked."
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What were you doing during all this?"
"Driving" motioned the monkey.
Worst day of life
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink . He stays like that for half-hour.
Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says: " Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life.
First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car,
I found out it was stolen.
The police, they said they couldn't do anything.
I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my wallet in the cab.
I got home only to find my wife was with the gardener.
I left home and came to this bar. When I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."
Sunday, November 6, 2011
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Thursday, October 27, 2011
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
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Kaun Bada
Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.
Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
Pujari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"
Pujari : "Dharti badi"
Sharabi : "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"
Pujari : "Sheshnaag bada"
Sharabi : "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"
Pujari : "Shiv bada"
Sharabi : "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"
Pujari : "Parbat bada"
Sharabi : "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"
Pujari : "Hanuman bada"
Sharabi : "Hanuman bada toh Ram ke charno me kyon pada"
Pujari : "Ram bada"
Sharabi : "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"
Pujari : "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
Sharabi : "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"
Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
Pujari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"
Pujari : "Dharti badi"
Sharabi : "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"
Pujari : "Sheshnaag bada"
Sharabi : "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"
Pujari : "Shiv bada"
Sharabi : "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"
Pujari : "Parbat bada"
Sharabi : "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"
Pujari : "Hanuman bada"
Sharabi : "Hanuman bada toh Ram ke charno me kyon pada"
Pujari : "Ram bada"
Sharabi : "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"
Pujari : "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
Sharabi : "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"
Sorry Wrong Number
Santa calls from Delhi to his wife in Chandigarh ....
Servant picked the phone.
Santa - mem sab se baat karvao.
servant - wo tho sahab ke sath lobby mein baithi hai....
Santa - par sahab to mein hu.
Servant - ab mein kya kru.
Santa - mar do dono ko.
After killing................
Servant - lanshon ka kya kru.
Santa – swimming pool mein phank do.
servant - par hamera ghar mein to swimming pool nhi hai.
Santa - Is it 2673222.......
servant - nahi!
Santa - sorry, wrong number.
Servant picked the phone.
Santa - mem sab se baat karvao.
servant - wo tho sahab ke sath lobby mein baithi hai....
Santa - par sahab to mein hu.
Servant - ab mein kya kru.
Santa - mar do dono ko.
After killing................
Servant - lanshon ka kya kru.
Santa – swimming pool mein phank do.
servant - par hamera ghar mein to swimming pool nhi hai.
Santa - Is it 2673222.......
servant - nahi!
Santa - sorry, wrong number.
Differences between School, College and Company
School :
Two books for one subject.
College :
One book for all subjects.
Company :
Books? What are they? Only follow standards.
School :
A White pipe in teacher's hand - CHALK
College :
A White pipe in student's hand - PEN
Company :
A White pipe in employee's hand - 100% CIGARETTE
School :
Most Frequent letter - LEAVE LETTER
College :
Most Frequent letter - LOVE LETTER
Company :
Most Frequent letter - RESIGNATION LETTER
School :
If we go, it's boring.
College :
If we don't go, it's boring.
Company :
Go/don't go, it's boring.
Conversation of Couple Before Marriage and After Marriage
Before Marriage
Boy: At last I can hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don’t even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell No, Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!
After Marriage (Read it backwards)
Boy: At last I can hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don’t even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell No, Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!
After Marriage (Read it backwards)
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