jeff dunham arguing with myself peanut bad hair blooper

jeff dunham arguing with myself peanut bad hair blooper

Killing English

• Principal to student..." I saw you yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "
• Class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
• Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.."
• "Don't Try To Talk In Front Of My Back.."
• Don't..laugh at the back benches...other wise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
• It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
• Teacher in a furious mood... write down your name and father of your name!!
• "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
• My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
• "Will you hang that calendar or else I’ll hang myself"
• Librarian Scolde ," If u will talk again , I will kneel down outside"
• Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
• Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father.
• "Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
• Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
• Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
• Once teacher told "If you Talk so loudly I will stand uping you"
• Teacher to students: don’t spit outside, the understanding people will suffer
• I have 3 daughters, All are girl.